You're Just Another Priceless Work Of Art

2008-03-01T05:51:00.000-08:00

tears dry up on their own.
we just have to overcome it although if there is a resistance towards it.

2008-03-01T05:01:00.000-08:00

BAH~ sports day today. cool.
woke up early in the morning due to the alarm. vann called me asking me to report early so that i won't be late. lol. washed up, dressed and put on my white sneakers. took the bus and i was the only one in there. wtf. bloody spooky. of course lah, 5.30 leh, common sense.
went there and i was the only topaz house guy there, wth. they said report at the time given and they haven't even reach. lol. invited char to circle thee track with me once. we were like mocking the elderly. they were like running so slowly that we could beat them flat. we were like "eh, don't run so fast leh.. i very slow" =P
then waited for one bloody hour for them to arrive. lol. -_-!
what happened to fashion? is has really become a crime. lol. zeng hou came with slipers. iz came with a hair that looks like a broomstick. vann came with a messy hair that looks like a freaking mop. haha. lol.
continued with the running events and everything. then cheerleading. woohoo! we went last. we were totally ready for it uhs but it was raining and damn slippery like shit. the flyers slipped and almost fell. was bloody close and i think we were pinalised for that. sad.
then in the end, we lost. got fourth and was 4 points away from emerald. sad again. but i was damn happy we were hyper just now. really hyper.
then went home and met mum at bugis. bought my school bag! cool-ness. and my polo. =)
that made my day.

2008-02-23T06:43:00.000-08:00

sorry for cutting your dick, gents

don't care thme, mind me!

i know we looked hot

my paper watch!

i better check if there is any dandruff on my leg hair

have i ever told you that fingering yourself in public in unique?

i'm hot while she's... chubby

cool huh? i love it vann

i tried to find my condoms but its just wasn't there

vann, i took this specially for you

me, myself and doraemon. =)

she wore a auntie-ish dress and still looks retarded

i better start thinking of being a father cause i am

i know the color combination rocks

haha. never blogged for quite a while huh? anyways, lets start on friday. me, vann, deb, hui yen and aliah went to watch the movie DEATH NOTE: L CHANGE THE WORLD.

i thought it was suppose to be a good show but it didn't turn out very well... it was seriously diff from the first 2 movies. it didn't had a link at all i tell you. it was like, he burned the book and he will die in 23 days and then a virus came and he had to save the world. alot of crap uhs. but the thing that makes it funny was, one of the character looked like vanneza. seriously sia! that time vann showed me a picture of herself in short hair, she looked like a bowl. the character looked exactly the same as her. but her eyebrows were thicker. LOL. =P

then yesterday me and fah went out cause nisha kept pestering me to go out with her. we promised at 1 but she was fucking late. wtf. she met us at 3.30. now i know i have to make appointments with her 2 hours earlier. lol. me and fah went shopping on our own while waiting for that witch to come. i finally bought my WATCH! april said its called a "snap watch" but i call it "paper watch". lol. i don't know the real name but it still rocks lah can... i wanted to buy pink but i thought green was nicer, so i just took it and paid 5 bucks. fah bought her shirts, she wanted to go shopping with nisha cause they somehow got the same taste mah, GIRLS. tsk.

we met her and then walked our way to marina from bugis. we passed the shop 'calvin klein' and saw a naked figure displayed. DAMN it wasn't real . kidding! haha, the figure had a perfect body cutting and was so, so, so, sexay.. the girls just stared at the men's balls. they were like jutting out like some pimple.

met my fam and went to my cousins house to see the newborn baby. was sitting on the couch when i overheard them talking about some femal issues. my mom taught her how to breastfeed and stuffs. kinda cool. taking tips from someone older than you. =P

then dinner at ikea. bought a bloody small fish and chips. wait, its not even considered to be called as fish and chips cause the fish was bloody soft. can't even poked it to taste it. and somemore its called "bistro". wtf. how can a bistro serve like this. and shit, we had a convo and my mum told me i haven't got my chicken pox. shit! wahlao, i don't wanna have it lorh.. its like dots coming out of your skin and then explodes and bleed. disgusting. lol

took pictures from the outing too.

2008-02-15T08:43:00.000-08:00

Hands where i can see them mister!

can i puke? the sight of IT makes me want to =P

I'm AMONG and you're the AMENG.

TAKE 1! (he scratched his dick)

TAKE 2! (i looked at his neh neh)

TAKE 3! (he changed into a new formed being)

Learned to craned your neck from deb darling~

Oh.My.God.

a guy just threw a condom over the rainbow

i know your chibai itchy, no need to scratch here right?

april see?

is it me or rachel has tooth decaying inside her mouth?

UPDATES! UPDATES!

sorry!~ was busy studying till no time to blog. LOL. i'm trynna become a guai kia. wait, i am already. haha.
yesterday we went to esplanade. lalala~ yeah, i know. on valentine?! ha, had no valentine cause you know.. somethings just don't work out between us. april asked me to be her friend "valentine", so i just followed her cause i got no one to go out with. nic and deb were on a .... and he didn't fucking tell me anything. wtfffff. and the best thing, not inviting me. fuck it. and zeng hou..(nevermind. don't wanna talk about it)
we went to long johns uhs to lunch there. april paid for mine cause i had no money. why does it always run out when i need them. LOL. and we were talking and talking but SOMEONE didn't . can't stand it lorh. ask people out but never talk. wtf. and you know who.
me and my so called valentine then danced our way to esplanade~ we went there to go take loads of pictures with her HOLGA. what kinda name is it anyway? sounds so retarded. HOLGA? eew.
snip snap some only. the rest is with april. so ask her for more if you want which you probably wouldn't care. BORING~ watching THEM is like watching a bloody bollywood movie when the husband dies and then she cries all the way.
then to penin to go search for april's holga shop. her's was spoiled so we went there. she talked some camera language that i don't bloody understand. LOL.

TODAY?~

we went to bugis!~ lol. we went to go eat and eat at macs cause they have no more CHEAP eating places. then went to her april's shop to go repair her old and disgusting and old fashioned and so unearthly HOLGA. she got a new one. cool.~ blahblah. i'm talking shit.
we bought wee sheng a pair of (......) and then headed home. haha. wee sheng, you'll be shocked you know. haha. a hint for you of what we bought for your pathetic 14th birthday. "you can't find it under anywear."
you'll probably figured it out yaw but still... YAWN.~ sleepy and no mood to blog. some pictures you'll find boring to even stare at it.

2008-02-11T04:36:00.000-08:00

haiya, so sian of my face. too hot untill i cannot tahan already. haha

fuck, i'm pee-ing here! gimme privacy can?

"rachel, i'll give you my tampons since you need it more than me"

eh, get a bed lah.. don't do it at public. have some decency!

i told you she looked like some aerobic master!

two amons were talking, "its a jollyful good day isn't it?"

the river where rachel dropped her thongs. but she managed to pick it up and keep it inside her bra. haha. and gyeah, my fringe looks retarded. but who cares? lalala~

i think i need touch ups before gugu gaga- ing her in bed.

whats that? a fly? cheyy... rachel's period blood.

updated it late! sorry guys... i'm gonna update on sat and today. lol. we went to penin on sat to go for... SHOPPING!~ lol. anyway, we went to penin and rachel was wearing tight clothing that made her look like some aerobics teacher that can flex really well. she was wearing red. and she was wearing a cap. i hink she's BALD. why would anyone wear a cap so suddenly? we went to penin to hunt for her skinnies. she ended up buying white and green skinnies that seriously rocks lah can. it suited her skin tone well, kinda(excepts the ass. its like her ass is dented lorh.) KIDDING! then i got my black and brown striped tee. i think i'm seriously gonna become the next freddy krueger, huahua! watch out bitches, i'm gonna hunt you to death at nightmares! get your holes covered before i go inside and wreck havoc so that you're gonna have period disorder. haha! or i'm gonna cut off your nehnehs, just like rachel. the nehneh hunter. her's are too flat so she needs implants. huahua! go pump it up, girl! i'll pay for you. you needa go for a check up. DR DRE!!!~ haha. kidding.

then we went to meet fah and went to the esplanade. fuck, saw a fucking chiobu there sia! her hair was like freaking nice and it totally made us melt. whoa~

we went there to rehearse our lit thingy.. not gonna tell cause you guys will copy! =P kidding.

ha, rachel was sitting peacefully with fah and i just had to pull her leg and drag her. ha! she was surprised. i drag her along the floor and made twirls with her. she kept scraming "pain!~" haha. zeng hou video-ed it. and then i did the same to fitri. haha. i made rachel's pants opened! lol. i saw her thongs(raises eyebrows) hehehe. =P

then we went home after rehearsing, LOL. next please!~

TODAY~

went to give cohen his birthday gift. only me, rachel and himself knows what we gave him. haha. can't spill out the fun. but since i'm so kind-hearted. i will only tell you what we wrote to him. from there you can guess, i think. "i hope you will LINGER it, cohen. and happy birthday"

haha. lol. try hard darlings. you can get it. =P

then went to long johns today. lunched with april they all. we were eating and talking, as usual. lol. didn't do much today but still... then i went to pick farna up and then went home. BORING~ but i'll blog if something interesting comes up, PROMISE.

and gyeah, we're gonna have lit play tomorrow!~ my group did something special and yeah, its gonna be a good one. ha. lol. and i'm gonna bring my TOPMAN cardigan! lalalala~ =P

maybe

2008-02-09T07:36:00.001-08:00

2008-02-06T07:42:00.000-08:00

new year to you all!
ha, i'm being pathetic but still.. we needa give some love to the chinese. i mean, i'm one(if you know what i mean). anyway, just wanna say, enjoy yourself aite? cause new year only comes once and you don't get to spend it on any other day. seriously, chill on the problems, that can settle later. new year resolutions! i didn't make any so i think i'm gonna start now:

1)have more CHOCOLATES. like hell yeah! its not a resolution but i think it can buy me some time to think of any other things. chocs! sialah, i'm craving for more. more. more. a sudden craving that tempted fah like shit. she was CRYING on the phone for chocolates. a few chocs i seriously wanna get my delicate taste buds on. AFTER EIGHT, TOBLERONE, SWITZERLAND CHOCOLATES, HERSHEYS, GUYLIAN, and SWITZERLAND NOUGATS! please, spare me some. i will kill myself if you don't. i''ll promise i'll be less horny.

2)concentrate! i seriously needa concentrate in class. i don't wanna get distracted! and of course i don't wanna distract people, cause that is how i roll. SLAPS SELF~ don't laugh at some shit and for chocolates sake, your sitting infront, you should be concentrating more. buck up on malay cause cikgu said i slacked. =(
math! i needa go for a surgical brain operation with deb. she really has a goooood brain sia.. despite the neck length, she still rocks in math. i don't even know how she can cope with it. i'm like cracking my bloody head to solve equations while she just elegantly writes on the paper. screw you! change with me! or maybe we should go for a sex change. ha, in that way, i can have my very own first period! yay-ness! and i now and then have to buy pads incase it bleeds. and i have to start wearing a skirt. syiok sia wear one, its very windy below. a very smooth air flow going through it(kidding!) and i have to find out whats my cup size. maybe i'll beat deb's. i wanna wear C's. so i can show them off that makes people wanna squeeze the hell out of them. and by that, i can breast feed. LOL. i maybe even have to buy nippies to cover my nips. or else they will be dangling out like symbols. eww! (puts up a horny smile) i can even compare mine with others! yay! wait, i should stop talking about nips. haha.

3)be more among-ish! i wanna be just like april. that means more english worksheets for me! needa improve on english. and i have to start talking like among now. improve my acsent, whatever it is being spelled with. and yeah, when are you gonna go penin with me april? when, when? i want! and jing xi, you still owe me long john. haha. kidding.

wah~ my chonese friend are gonna get hangbao's. so good lorh. treat me please! or buy chocolates for me. haha. =P
and yeah, starting a new facebook from now onwards. that means, no war! and no anger. ain, lets start a new book shall we? i'm closing my eyes and will pretend that nothing happened between us. that applies to you too! woohoo, i became more mature now that it is new year. no more kiddish acts and throw away bad behviour(throws). lets all make this festive season a good one.

late post!

2008-02-02T23:04:00.000-08:00

us, before the action of WHIPPED CREAM. huahua!

my bag, unpacked. ha, you don't wanna know what i brought. =P

sorry! i updated my blog really slow.. anyway, we went to camp on wednesday(i told you i updated it really slow!). cause me and nic went to the tournament then we had to go for camp. WE WON. hell yeah! we were like seriously wondering whether we had any chances of winning, in the end, we did! we are gonna compete against chong cheng main(whatever it is spelled) tomorrow... give us some love mann by supporting us! lol.
we went to camp at about 6 plus.. they were about to start dinner and we came. went to our huts and placed our bags. happy lah cause we won. the first day wasn't that good lah but still can. we were doing our night activities. we were tasked to so called "find" our "kidnapped" friend. with our horny instructor guiding us. we had to do some crazy shits to get the next clue and blah blah. one was to throw peanuts into our mouths and vanneza was struggling. she kept tilting her head and i ket seeing her nose hair jutting out(disgusted). wah~ i kept noticing sia!
then we were suppose to bounce aball 10 times before it hits the ground and we did it! lol. kinda boring uhs but still....
now...the exciting part! wait, lemme laugh. i can't stop laughing.

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finished. anyway... it was midnight and we all were so called 'tired'. me, nic and fit were waiting for zh to sleep and we waited. waited. waited. waited. and waited. actually, nic and fit almost fell asleep so i woke them up. we got into action by getting my whipped cream! yum~ sprayed some into our delicate taste buds and then smiled for the last time. i sneaked to zh and applied some to his ear. the, nat sleep-talked! he was like "50 cent, 20 cent, i don't know! i want 7o cent. i want!"
we laughed! we couldn't take it. nic laughed the loudest and we all just sniggered in order to help ourselves stop laughing. then, i continued by applying more to zh's left side of the face. he then TURNED! OMFG! everything squashed. his bag kena whipped cream but he still didn't realise. he even scratched his nose after the cream covered his left side of the head! nic laughed and then zh woke up, suddenly. i quickly bent down so he souldn't notice me and tried to act asleep. wah~ the best laugh mann. he kept saying "fuck sia.."
wah~ then fit went to apply on arshad's left leg. he didn't feel it at first until some fuckers go wake him up and told him. they just had to spoil the fun sia...
woke up earlier than others cause i was disturbed by nic sleep-talking. he ketp saying "my house burning! burn, burn, burn. walao, burn more!" why is everybody sleep-talking sia...
the second day was kinda fun. KINDA. we went FF-ing and abseiling. lol. very common. then we went to kayaking. the best part. we went there and fit and i had nothing better to do so we went full speed and crash into others. one even capsized! we kept crashing into other boats. then we had to stand up on the boats in a straight line and blah blah blah. then we had the rest of the time to prepare for our campfire performance. we had a tough time deciding what to do. me and jing xi chereographed some steps but not everyone could do it. our instrutor, willie just sat there and watch. he kept talking about blowjobbing and sex. he even made up some stupid shit that deb brought condoms to camp and he tried IT with her. he said, he will never die virgin. lol. the horniest and the most fun instructor actually. ha, not imagining CONSTIPATING. i can tell his very aroused by sex lorh..
i went back to our huts to shower and some fuckers dug into my bag. leaving everything out. fucked up sia. it was totally obvious that it was JIN XIAN and WEN JIAN and RONALD. fuck them. anyhow go open my bag. what's their problem sia... i was pissed that i scouted vulgarities at them. fuck them. fucked up chibai's.
campfire(i'm being abit too fast but who cares! =P) anyway, campfire.. me and our group were laughing at an instructor. she was retarded sia! with her exaggerating moves. willie even encouraged us sia. he ws like, "put ur hands in the air and shout 'chikuchak'". haha. he rocks lah can..

PERFORMANCE

PERFORMANCE

PERFORMANCE

PERFORMANCE

next was us, we didn't do anything actually. willie help us by doing some stupid indian dance and we all just followed him. he rocks mann. he totally saved our ass mann.
[the worst part] after campfire, we had a sudden SPOT-CHECK. a sudden one. we were lke shocked lah cause most of us brought our phones and didn't surrender. wahlao~~~~~~~~~~~
my phone kena and so was lebrone's and beau. the girls all surrendered but in the end, we all had to write statement forms. bullshit sia... first was my bag, then my phone.
went back the next day and the minutes seemed fast. we did our area cleaning and willie had to, HAD to spary water on us. we were fucking wet lah.. then we had to change. i learnt something by this. girls are spoiled. they don't even know hot to use the MOPS. (deborah, april and jing xi, you know i'm refering to you all). i didn't know we had to wait until all of the water drip out sia. don't you know the thing called 'BUCKET'? haiya..can't blame them, AMONGS mah.. haha!(kidding)

we shed our last tears to willie and left for home. i slept at the bus due to the tiring 3 days.. nat drooled sia! he wetted the whole bloody sleeping bag. disgusting! and lebrone slept like MR. BEAN! he fell and he didn't realise it. wah~ can't tahan sia...
went to school to get lectured by wong to get our phones back.. luckily, my mum was not pissed off. i was nearly dead mann...
nyway, enjoyed camp and looking forward to the next one. for now, drown myself in homework!

2008-01-28T06:40:00.000-08:00

The 'erecting' brothers playing against nicholas and 'fishball'.

eh, how come i didn't erect during the matches?

me wondering where did i leave my sanitary pads.

ha, i'm peeping at FLASHERS that are changing now. huahua!

sian sia. went to school today, only to find out i got POSTED on a class forum. what what shit they say i'm a sissy flirt. wtf lah can. whats their problem? haiya, they say its better they play 5 fucking HOURS playing LAN than contributing something to the class. haiya, no life mann LAN GAMERS. they only know how to stare at non- existing pixels and waste time and money doing that. imagine, u make ur butt 'bisol' just by staring at computer games. i rather dig my 'undiggable' ass then to get it rotten lorh. wah, somemore if they fart uhs..WAHH~ i tell you confirm like some baboon armpit who never bathe sia! eeew! and i hope you're reading this and i know you will. read this :i don't give a fucking damn about what u say, u monkey assholes. =P no wonder i see butt treatment cream splatted on the floor cause ur ass are too red and starting to rot.

annyway, skipped lessons due to the TOURNAMENT. we were competing against DUNMAN. we reached the hall early and we got nothing better to do so me and nic talk about leg hair. he said he is 'maoless' one lorh. ha, i even tried pulling his! it was like totally CLEAN shaven sia. baby fine. the first match was Davin's. he was competing against a really good opponent sia. he lost the first set. while we were waiting, i was busy checking my cellphone when i saw one kid from dunman, erected. wtf. what's so interesting about the hall sia till he erect? it seriouly stuck out disgustingly. like the car handle brake one. totally erected. i pointed out and shouted "omg, that guy got erection sia!"

we made stupid jokes out of it. that guy had a twin brother so nic called them the "erecting twins". we laughed like shit untill we couldn't control it. my match was next. me and daryl competed against this geeky boys who always smash sia! power mann them. keep on smashing like nobody bussiness. they jump here and jump there, i saw their undergarments! one was yellow(eew, so gay sia. somemore torn already) and the other one was green. haiya, why they never wear lingeries uhs? i wonder how they will look like. wah, imagine sia! two skinny guys where lingeries! ha, i think paris and nicole confirm jealous one lorh!

next was nic and 'fishball'. they compete against the "erecting twins". wah, they power sia. how i wished i had erected during the match lorh. i think they erect too much untill get so excited, that why they can run very fast! anyway, they smash here and ther alot of times and nic couldn't catch it. they were bloody LAUGHING about the "erecting twins". i could hear them say, "you erect, i erect." bullshit sia. they kena smack into the face can still laugh. i guess it must be so 'syiok' sia kena smash into. ha!

haiyo, we all lost to them sia.. ALL of us. beated flat. anyway, we must win this wednesday's tournament. cannot laugh at their erections and cannot play sia..give us some love mann! support us. not in a sexually way, that is. =P

jing xi, concentrating on the sex ed handouts..

me, finding mao on my legs

hornbags and whorebags

2008-01-26T08:33:00.000-08:00

i'm just wondering why do birds fly.

rachel, if you're having your period, no need to tell us.

i thought only woman can be pregnant. i guess zeng hou is one.

you see that finger? how can you molest an auntie, you cikopek.

Rachel dropped her tampons, has anyone seen it?

Rachel broke down due to pms.

me promoting coke light with an effortless smile

i think i smile better than her.

i guess zeng hou is gay and i'm hot. =P

zeng hou sharted and there were drops of shit at rachel's house so rachel decided to lick his ass.

haiya, school end so early that day so we went o rachel's house. the place we have been DYING to go. actually, its me. ha. i wanted to play the Sims but it can't be played. WTF. anw, what wrong with me? i've been putting on girl's accesories to mock them lately. OMG>>>am i like...a gay? i stole Izwah's 'cekak'(i don't fucking know what its suppose to mean in english) and use it to pull all of my hair all the way to the back. mann, i seriously looked like Paris. =P we went to macs first, to lunched there. the stupid moron(you know who, zeng hou) keep pestering me to lend him my SLIM psp to him just because he never brought his FAT psp. aiyo, whats so different about the both psp till he wanna trade in one? we went there and we took truckloads of pictures in the bus. lol. stopped at the bus stop opposite to rachels house and walked there, singing 'SKYWAY AVENUE'. the song seriously rocks the house mann. I LOVE WE THE KINGS. someone please get me their album. PLEASE. i asked zeng hou to piggyback me all the way to Rachel's doormat and he didn't make it. haiyo... when we reached, we rushed to her computer room and gorged ourselves with the chairs. i too the one with WHEELS. ha! =P we went to the net and sang alot of songs. damnit rachel, u got me addicted to the summer set. it keeps playing in my mind sia...did our lit project and served the net as well. we got nothing better to do so we did a google search engines on our classmates. ha, pang was the worse one.

ate potato chips and started to act bitchy. Rachel tried to be a 'AMONG' while i tried to be the next 'Nicole Richie'. after getting fat of eating chips, we went home. Zeng hou wet his pants when he got out of the washroom. HA, i think he erected. i wonder why!? i think its because of the sex ed we were taught on thursday by mr teo, the hornbag. before anything, lemme get horny first.

back.
anw, mr teo was cheeky the whole time, i mean like, he was HORNY the whole time. the whole class just followed along with him and his 'teachings'. PHYSICAL LOVE, i love that word. cause its the word that made mr teo's pants stuck out, tent-like. he tried to cover it up by sitting down, but we all saw it. -_-!

get back to reality now. zeng hou wet his pants! why? why? why? it was disgusting mann. it was like his penis was a shape of a fish hook. called it a day cause izwah had to leave earlier. haiya...

anw, i'm still waiting to get my skinny tie, at penin(APRIL, when, when, WHEN?) i wanna go there with you to buy my stuffs. i meant OUR stuffs. lol

went to BHG today. i saw a group of students playing 'truth and dare'. cool mann. a guy was tasked to squeeze a bra at the woman's section and he did it! he even asked, "what size do you think i wear?" to the sales lady. she just stood there and grabbed the 23-C cup. put it back and said, "i think yours is...a-". i laughed. the other guy was tasked to pick a condom and ask what is the difference. he went to watsons and pick the pink and blue one. "What is the diffence between these two?"
i didn't saw the rest cause i was distracted by the cool shades. saw only the two dares.

CURRENT ADDICTION

2008-01-05T11:18:00.000-08:00

my current addiction, mayday parade. they rock. i love their songs. its bacause of their lyrics. they clashes with the music that makes the whole charisma. 'three cheers for five years' especially. i fell in love with the song the minute i heard it. who could fucking resist? they got the passion and they got the charisma. still getting over her by continuing life. i got a life. but best wishes for you though. i mean i had fun times with you.